So much copious word to this:
The BEAST 50 Most Loathsome People in America, 2005
Some choice tidbits:
On Tom Cruise: "Cruise is a perfect example of a person who is simultaneously in love with and completely unfamiliar with himself, living in perpetual fear of self-actualization, and asserting a legal right to live free of criticism."
On Nancy Grace: "Looks like a camel in drag."
On Michael Brown: "A man of geological indolence, Brown makes lichens seem dynamic."
On Karl Rove: "Rove is decidedly not a genius; he is simply missing the part of his soul that prevents the rest of us from kicking elderly women in the face."
Good times.
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