Do Not Smash the Cheesecake

This unusual piece of advice was uttered by a very tired looking woman supervising a rambunctious trio of toddlers at the playground near the wildlife sanctuary on Lake Merritt. I didn't see any cheesecake but I did see that the children were cavorting with/tormenting a frightened chihuahua. Anyway, now I can't stop thinking about cheesecake.