Merry *urp* Christmas

You think it's easy being Santa, what with the bitchy elves, the bratty kids, the job stress? Can't really blame the guy for a little post-holiday overindulgence. I only wish he hadn't taken Rudolph down with him.

TV Rules

See, this is what I've been sayin':

Television, the class act

And as long as we're on the subject, I advise you to check out Project Runway. Immediately. Designers have bigger egos than rock stars, and the challenges are actually cool and inventive. You don't even have to give a crap about design. Trust me on this one!