Can You Hear Me Know?

Apparently Verizon is making a play for that elusive telepathy market now. At any rate, I'm so not buying a phone here.

I suck!

See, I knew this would happen. I knew if I started a blog that at first I'd be all into it and put up a whole bunch of posts one after the other, but then eventually I'd get lazy and more and more time would elapse between posts, and ultimately my blog would be like one of those lameass personal homepages from the late 90s that had a little stick figure in a construction hat cheerily digging beneath the words "Under Construction, Please Check Back!", except you'd check back, like, 6 months later and the exact same image would be there.

So, here endeth my lameness (at least for now). Please don't hit me. I didn't mean to make you angry. You still love me, right? Right?